Caption Competition
Autumn 2005

Winning entry:
“Leaning dangerously over the working platform can result in serious injury
to the back or people nearby!”
Gaynor Hodges, William Sutton Housing Association
We would like to thank all contestants for their contributions!
As you can see from the entries below, the winning entry was up against strong
competition:
- Alison and Suzanne scream full house as they pack a punch at the awards
dinner!
- Alison hoped no-one had noticed the secretion of the chips in her cleavage...
- Alison's tried and tested distraction technique was working...
- Suzanne/Alison say: "How many of these do you get to the pound?"
Croupier asks: "Are you talking about the chips, madam?"
- Alison and Suzanne check whether their dresses comply with the vibration
at work regulations.
- I think the lads are trying to conceal a royal flush!
- Hey Suzanne, look at those three blokes pretending not to look at our
breasts!
- Eyes down look in!
- It takes two baby!!!
- Get your chips out for the lads!
- When the ship's going down - please ensure buoyancy aids are worn
- The boys play bingo whilst the girls play roulette...
- Come on Suzy, lean forward like this... these chaps have been staring
at the table far too long!
- Why gamble when this pair are sure to make a safe bet?
- Alison seemed to have forgotten about the new working at height regulations
- Middle guy in photo says "I'm desperately trying not to look!"